Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do ducks get after they eat?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?