Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
What do you call an insincere horse?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Which president loved to take baths?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What makes music in your hair?
Where do they produce Christian films?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?