What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
Which family member is always relieved?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What says: oom oom oom?
What car always breaks the rules?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?