What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why was the pirate late for work?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?