What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?