What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?