What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How do you get straight A's?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Where do tough ducks come from?