What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?