What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?