What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the cloud date the fog?