What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
Why are frogs always happy?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?