What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?