What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What day is your mom always right?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
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What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do hurricanes see?