What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?