What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is the loneliest cheese?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the airplane get grounded?