What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's the politest month?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?