What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?