What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What fish loves to play in a band?
When do mice play every day?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How do you make a bandstand?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?