What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which subject has two parts?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?