What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why are grandkids so great?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What words make the best athletes?
Why was the mime upset?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why are all priests fit?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How do bunnies stay fit?