What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?