Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
