Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?