What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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Where does laundry go to college?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?