What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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What superpower do all middle children have?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?