What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
Why is winter considered holy?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How are teens like cats?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Want to hear a joke about construction?