Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why is money so stubborn?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?