Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?