Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why do bees gossip?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why are cars magic?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is the quickest button on a radio?