What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Skeleton.
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How do snowmen get information?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?