What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is another term for the price of gas?