What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?