What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
It's Crowded!
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?