Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?