Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
When should you start writing a book?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?