Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What kind of books do boats write?
How do bees get to school?
What do bees say in the summer?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?