Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Bees.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is the loneliest cheese?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?