What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What words make the best athletes?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do little fish love to play with?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the goal post get angry?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What event do spiders love to attend?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What sound does a witch's car make?