Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
