What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?