What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
What do you call a handsome runner?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why was the bud so shy?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?