What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is a table you can eat?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What day never takes itself seriously?