What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why was the mime upset?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?