Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?