Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?