Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?