Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the barber win the race?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?