What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What nationality are most fish?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Who won the race between two balls of string?