What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?