What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What day is your mom always right?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?