What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do amoebas make calls?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What bird helps you stay dry?