What do little fish love to play with?
Doll-phins!
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How does dinner smell?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How is cat food sold?
What is blue and not heavy?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?