What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?