What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?