What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where does breakfast live?