What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's the loudest sport?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?