How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where would you find an elephant?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did March say to the madness?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Families are like fudge.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What does a cat go to sleep on?