How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?