How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
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What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did one plate say to the other?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What fish sings the best?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
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What animal should you never play poker with?