How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What are you studying in math?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?