What event do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
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Why did the dog do so well in school?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?