What event do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?