Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
How does a squid go into battle?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a forklift?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?