Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What school subject really rocks?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What bee is good for your health?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?