Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How does the sun listen to music?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How does a squid go into battle?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?