What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the fish blush?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?