What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was the dog overweight?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the lamb cross the road?