What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which computer won the talent show?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which bug is related to you?