What words make the best athletes?
Pro-nouns.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?