What words make the best athletes?
Pro-nouns.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What tree has the most bark?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How does a barber get to work?