What sound does a witch's car make?
Broom broom!
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?