What sound does a witch's car make?
Broom broom!
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How do snowmen get information?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How do horses navigate at night?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.