Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?