Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How did the toad die?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?