Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where do horses reside?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is the smallest lion?
What do insects learn at school?
What do math teachers eat?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a tired tree?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which dog belongs in a band?