Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do all the planets get along?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?