What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How is cat food sold?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?