What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?