What British bugs are the best singers?
Beetles.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?