What British bugs are the best singers?
Beetles.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?