Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?