Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
What do you do when two snails fight?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?