Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's the holiest insect?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?