Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What does a panda ghost say?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's a bear's favorite movie?