Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What day of the week do chickens hide?