Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
I broke my finger!
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What country has the most fish?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?