Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do billboards talk?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where do belly buttons go to college?