What is a whale's favorite sport?
Beach-ed volleyball.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?