What is a whale's favorite sport?
Beach-ed volleyball.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why was the cat so small?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?