What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How does dinner smell?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do fish use for glasses?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which president loved to take baths?