What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the frog starve?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's the scariest letter?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?