What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do frogs get to work?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How long will dinner be?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?