What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why is money so stubborn?