What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do surfers go to school?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do fish live in salt water?