What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?