What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What makes music in your hair?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?