What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?