Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What does an evil hen lay?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Can February March?