Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's the richest basketball team?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do cows say on NYE?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?