Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?