What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do actors go to pray?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the cat go to medical school?