What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why don't ants get sick?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How do you care for a sick bird?