What does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food.
What do you call hiking college students?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the beaver say to the tree?