What does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What animal styles their hair every day?