What does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How do automobiles fly?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the icy road say to the truck?