What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Time flies!
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?