What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Time flies!
What did the shower say to the toilet?
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What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How do you raise a baby elephant?