What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Time flies!
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?