What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?