What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
Why was the spider so smart?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the chicken cross the net?