People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?