People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?