People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?