People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where was Noah born?
Why was the mime upset?