How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How do you get straight A's?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the Easter egg hide?