How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?