What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?