What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where was Noah born?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?