Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
They have good jeans.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?