Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
They have good jeans.
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?