Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
They have good jeans.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did electricity win the race?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?