What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are goats so funny?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?