What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the cat so small?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?