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Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
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Can February March?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How are mountains able to see?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
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Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
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Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why are boxers good comedians?
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Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
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