How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code!
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?