How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code!
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?