Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
A Wii!
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Are baby skunks cute?