What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why was the mime upset?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?