What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why was the musician arrested?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?