What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is the best day to go to the beach?