What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How was the wedding?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?